The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.755 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,495 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 285,349 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,622,899 per year while the poor average 3,209, a ratio of 817 to 1.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Hakketomat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hakketomat is ranked 2,548th in the world and 54th in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 706.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hakketomat suppressed a post on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
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Hakketomat suppressed a post on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
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Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Hakketomat, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
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Hakketomat, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
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Hakketomat, Hakketomat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
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Hakketomat, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
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Hakketomat ejected and banned Zartic two from 10000 Islands.
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Hakketomat rejected a request from New beginnings for an embassy with 10000 Islands.
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Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.