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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299thRudest Citizens: 428th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
In our King we trust
Influence
Sprat
Chief Executive
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hakketomat

Population15.755 billion

CapitalPalais d'Entreprise
LeaderJasan

CurrencyHug
AnimalKoala

The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.755 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,495 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 285,349 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,622,899 per year while the poor average 3,209, a ratio of 817 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Hakketomat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakketomat is ranked 2,548th in the world and 54th in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 706.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299thRudest Citizens: 428thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 548thLargest Retail Industry: 554thMost Armed: 610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 702ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 750thHighest Crime Rates: 792ndFattest Citizens: 893rdLargest Gambling Industry: 969thMost Efficient Economies: 1,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,084thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,131stMost Avoided: 1,372ndMost Pro-Market: 1,446thMost Secular: 1,448thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,601stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,548thHighest Average Incomes: 2,680thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,636thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,978thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,586thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,905thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,260thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,436thSmartest Citizens: 6,009thMost Stationary: 6,314thMost Influential: 8,664thLargest Mining Sector: 9,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,979thMost Cultured: 10,940thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,229thLargest Populations: 18,372ndLargest Black Market: 19,211thLargest Governments: 22,445thHighest Drug Use: 25,111th
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 84th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hakketomat suppressed a post on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Hakketomat suppressed a post on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, Hakketomat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Hakketomat ejected and banned Zartic two from 10000 Islands.
  • : Hakketomat rejected a request from New beginnings for an embassy with 10000 Islands.
  • : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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