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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 313thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 327thRudest Citizens: 456th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
In our King we trust
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hakketomat

Population12.338 billion

CapitalPalais d'Entreprise
LeaderJasan

CurrencyHug
AnimalKoala

The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.338 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,310 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 268,284 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,460,609 per year while the poor average 3,088, a ratio of 796 to 1.

Tens of thousands of Hakketomatians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, the Small Council has more than a little influence, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakketomat is ranked 220,199th in the world and 1,453rd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 313thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 327thRudest Citizens: 456thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 461stLargest Retail Industry: 585thMost Armed: 685thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 770thHighest Disposable Incomes: 854thHighest Crime Rates: 956thLargest Gambling Industry: 974thMost Efficient Economies: 993rdFattest Citizens: 1,242ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,365thMost Secular: 1,380thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,385thMost Pro-Market: 1,403rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,662ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,982ndTop
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Most Avoided: 2,401stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,708thHighest Average Incomes: 2,801stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,410thHighest Economic Output: 3,751stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,827thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,768thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,119thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,266thSmartest Citizens: 6,203rdMost Stationary: 7,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,579thMost Influential: 9,011thLargest Mining Sector: 10,289thTop
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Most Cultured: 11,507thLargest Black Market: 18,077thHighest Drug Use: 19,412thLargest Populations: 20,447thLargest Governments: 21,995th
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 89th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, tens of thousands of Hakketomatians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
  • : Hakketomat lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, Jasan is rumored to have teleportation powers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Hakketomat lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the doctor has cold hands.

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