The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.724 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,486 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 285,349 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,622,899 per year while the poor average 3,209, a ratio of 817 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Hakketomat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakketomat is ranked 249^th in the world and 4^th in 10000 Islands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 817.31 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.