The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.338 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,310 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 268,284 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,460,609 per year while the poor average 3,088, a ratio of 796 to 1.

Tens of thousands of Hakketomatians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, the Small Council has more than a little influence, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakketomat is ranked 220,199^th in the world and 1,453^rd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 Bananas Ingested Per Day.