The Kingdom of Gyflada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Leonardo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.554 billion Edomites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venta Silurum. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Edomen economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion Florans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,468 Florans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Edomen politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyflada's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Gyflada is ranked 285,092^nd in the world and 408^th in United Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.