The United States of Guugugaga is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 392 million Guga are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nauekamnagqyeka-Erkega. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The very strong Gugugagan economy, worth 25.1 trillion Gugugagan Dopedidas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 63,937 Gugugagan Dopedidas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

If they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, museums claim to have displayed famous artwork before it was cool, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guugugaga's national animal is the Raś, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guugugaga is ranked 8,888^th in the world and 1^st in Mikrucka Valley and other regions for Fattest Citizens, with 18.51 Obesity Rate.