The Protectorate of Guam DPR is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 379 million Guam DPRians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The strong Guam DPRian economy, worth 23.5 trillion 4th Edition Trench Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 62,073 4th Edition Trench Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Guam DPRian satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guam DPR's national animal is the Black Spotted Tabby Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guam DPR is ranked 121,454^th in the world and 7^th in New Region oasis for Highest Average Incomes, with 62,073.86 Standard Monetary Units.