The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.566 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,507 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 223,370 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto is considering changing the Timaoan flag to one with more glitter. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 363^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Safest, scoring 198.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.