The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.838 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,120 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 261,811 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 3^rd in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Healthiest Citizens, with 104.4 Bananas Ingested Per Day.