The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.82 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,096 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 219,905 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 234,967^th in the world and 5^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 11.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.