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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6thNicest Citizens: 6th
The Fielzão of
New York Times Democracy
Timão Eô!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Timao

Population36.82 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.82 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,096 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 219,905 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 234,967th in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 11.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6thNicest Citizens: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thBest Weather: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 10thHighest Food Quality: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thSmartest Citizens: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 19thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thMost Inclusive: 35thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Cultured: 63rdLargest Governments: 81stLeast Corrupt Governments: 91stMost Valuable International Artwork: 95thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thMost Advanced Public Education: 159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 166thLargest Welfare Programs: 179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 213thMost Stationary: 228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 237thSafest: 333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rdHighest Economic Output: 855thLargest Populations: 1,011thLowest Crime Rates: 1,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,370thMost Influential: 1,614thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,753rdMost Secular: 4,687thHighest Average Incomes: 5,260thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,569th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.

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