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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thNicest Citizens: 5th
The Fielzão of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Timão Eô!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Timao

Population38.817 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.817 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,288 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 239,279 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto proudly dismantled a broken door, Timao has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 267,116th in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -44.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thNicest Citizens: 5thLongest Average Lifespans: 6thBest Weather: 7thMost Pacifist: 8thHighest Food Quality: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 16thSmartest Citizens: 16thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19thMost Inclusive: 26thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rdLargest Governments: 55thMost Cultured: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 68thLeast Corrupt Governments: 76thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140thMost Advanced Public Education: 152ndLargest Welfare Programs: 169thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 180thMost Stationary: 220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 274thSafest: 324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397thHighest Economic Output: 742ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 830thMost Secular: 970thLargest Populations: 982ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,025thMost Influential: 1,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,083rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,537thRudest Citizens: 6,739thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,761st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Timao has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, in a baffling press conference Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, third world countries are rich in "I Love Itaquerão" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.

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