The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.923 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,376 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 246,936 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, board shorts have replaced board rooms, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the Timao Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 235,899^th in the world and 5^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -6975.94 on the Hayek Index.