The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.729 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,871 trillion fifa club world cups a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,811 fifa club world cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timao is ranked 150,916^th in the world and 4^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.1 Crimes Per Hour.