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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4th
The Fielzão of
Democratic Socialists
Timão Eô!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Timao

Population33.923 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.923 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,376 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 246,936 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, board shorts have replaced board rooms, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the Timao Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 235,899th in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -6975.94 on the Hayek Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5thSmartest Citizens: 5thLargest Governments: 6thMost Pacifist: 7thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thMost Inclusive: 25thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25thLargest Welfare Programs: 27thMost Rebellious Youth: 30thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thMost Cultured: 62ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78thLowest Crime Rates: 80thLeast Corrupt Governments: 108thMost Stationary: 240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 255thSafest: 399thHighest Economic Output: 613thLargest Populations: 1,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,165thMost Influential: 1,383rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,962ndTop
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Most Secular: 16,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,868thNudest: 21,607th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the Timao Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Military Identification Tag Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, in a baffling press conference Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, posters on 'Timaoan Values' advise against being proud of Timao.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.

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