Population | 42.32 billion |
Capital | Itaquerão |
Leader | Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto |
Faith | Coringão |
Currency | Fifa Club World Cup |
Animal | Gavião |
The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.32 billion Corinthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.
The gigantic but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,947 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 282,314 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and large sections of Timao have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.
Timao is ranked 63rd in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Cultured, scoring 930 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Timao, large sections of Timao have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in Timao, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Star City.