The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.817 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,288 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 239,279 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto proudly dismantled a broken door, Timao has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 267,116^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -44.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.