The Empire of Greater Escanaba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Edward Herman Loll with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23.862 billion Greater Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Speier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The all-consuming Greater Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 2,709 trillion Dimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,561 Dimes, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Escanaba's national animal is the Gekko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Escanaba is ranked 65,747^th in the world and 1^st in The guard for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.73 law-abiding acts per hour.