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WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Foot Guard Regiment of Scots Guards

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,306th
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In loving memory of The Guard, The Honour Guard stands watch at the former barracks.

Polish your lights, take out the boots, trash out at 5pm.

Members of the Honour Guard are required to identify their main with the founder.

Embassies: Shinka.

Tags: Password, Silly, Small, and Surreal.

The guard contains 7 nations, the 2,197th most in the world.

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The Largest Publishing Industry in The guard

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The guard is ranked 6,521st in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Greater EscanabaAnarchy“I Can See It From Here”
2.The Keepers of the Sacred Words of Knights Who Say NiNew York Times Democracy“Ni!”
3.The Foot Guard Regiment of Scots GuardsMoralistic Democracy“Nemo Me Impune Lacessi”
4.The Republic of KloppDemocratic Socialists“There is only one, true Klop”
5.The Confederacy of Reformed FooniallicateDemocratic Socialists“We Will Endure”
6.The Dominion of The Princes VigilAuthoritarian Democracy“Press F to pay respects”
7.The Kingdom of Aschente Royal GuardCivil Rights Lovefest“Y'all better fricken behave”

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Witchcraft and puppetry

I will update the jukebox again shortly. Apologies for the delay, IRL is finally sorting itself out :P

Witchcraft and puppetry wrote:I will update the jukebox again shortly. Apologies for the delay, IRL is finally sorting itself out :P


Lord klopstock is honorably watching over our jump point. *Kneels before the king*

Eoyvjvtsgy smf dptvrtu

The deed is done, the torch is passed. We stand vigilant, in loving memory of this legendary outpost.

So now, the wage of sin is paid.
The deed is done. The black steed grazes.
The only sound across the glades
is Edmund pushing up the daisies.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
A shame about the plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder
Farewell you horrid man.

Post self-deleted by Aschente Royal Islands.

It is a shame such a wonderful place must be left to simply observe the future defense of this wonderful world. Sleep well, I shall stand guard.

We also serve who stand and wait.

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