The Very Cringe of Grea Cringeopia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.603 billion Grea Cringeopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Grea Cringeopian economy, worth 337 trillion salts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,221 salts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Cringeopia's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grea Cringeopia is ranked 146,548^th in the world and 1,615^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.31 law-abiding acts per hour.