The Republic of Graveyardwatch 71 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 9.312 billion Graveyardwatch 71ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Graveyardwatch 71ian economy, worth 216 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,258 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graveyardwatch 71's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Graveyardwatch 71 is ranked 117,398^th in the world and 1^st in Alliance For The End Of Communism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.98 law-abiding acts per hour.