Population | 19.026 billion |
Capital | Goxo-City |
Leader | Grand Kahuna Gonzo Solo |
Faith | Old Time Mysticism |
Currency | Goxo |
Animal | Bluejay |
The Confederacy of Goxoland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Kahuna Gonzo Solo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.026 billion Goxolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goxo-City. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.
The thriving Goxolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion Goxoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,458 Goxoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, Goxoland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goxoland's national animal is the Bluejay and its national religion is Old Time Mysticism.
Goxoland is ranked 80,823rd in the world and 13th in The Equator for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.42 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goxoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Goxoland, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Goxoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Goxoland, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Goxoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Goxoland altered its national flag.
- : Goxoland altered its national flag.
- : Goxoland's influence in The Equator fell from "Dominator" to "Enforcer".
- : Goxoland's influence in The Equator rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Dominator".
- : Goxoland relocated from Lazarus to The Equator.