The Republic of Gloopy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.883 billion Gloopyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Gloopyian economy, worth 127 trillion cuuutes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,369 cuuutes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,964 per year while the poor average 2,781, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gloopy's national animal is the cuuute, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gloopy is ranked 213,106^th in the world and 2^nd in Ozymandium for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,369.45 Standard Monetary Units.