The Republic of Gleiwitzland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kameel Brug with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.094 billion Gleiwitzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesbourg. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gleiwitzlandian economy, worth 227 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,405 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and typing Kameel Brug's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gleiwitzland's national animal is the Mandarinian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gleiwitzland is ranked 15,218^th in the world and 910^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 116.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.