The Widespread Waters of Gio Farm 64 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.741 billion Gio Farm 64ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 64ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,857 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 64's national animal is the farm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 64 is ranked 26,868^th in the world and 100^th in Giovanniland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 79.76 kickbacks per hour.