The Dictatorship of Gidentyrploon is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16 million Gidentyrploonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Gidentyrploonian economy, worth 333 billion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 20,836 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, Gidentyrploon has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gidentyrploon's national animal is the Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gidentyrploon is ranked 127,717^th in the world and 32^nd in womp for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 576.68 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.