The Supreme and Exalted Empire of Gatchina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wentworth with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.274 billion Gatchinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strelsau. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gatchinan economy, worth a remarkable 5,486 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,610 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", Jennifer Government is banned, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Gatchina's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism USCJ.

Gatchina is ranked 226,947^th in the world and 102^nd in Krasnaya for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 38.4 Workforce Participation Rate.