by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 226th Most Efficient Economies: 261st Most Ignorant Citizens: 499th
The Supreme and Exalted Empire of
Corporate Police State
Deo Vindice
Founder / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.933 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Wentworth
FaithJudaism USCJ

AnimalDouble Headed Eagle

The Supreme and Exalted Empire of Gatchina is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wentworth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.933 billion Gatchinans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strelsau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gatchinan economy, worth a remarkable 4,242 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 284,129 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,192,989 per year while the poor average 43,978, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, builders across Gatchina are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Gatchina's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism USCJ.

Gatchina is ranked 169,768th in the world and 1st in Gatchina Ministry of Foreign Affairs for Most Cultured, scoring -2 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 261stMost Ignorant Citizens: 499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 581stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 733rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 874thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 898thLowest Crime Rates: 903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,157thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,506thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,561stTop
Most Devout: 1,709thFattest Citizens: 1,748thHighest Average Incomes: 1,971stMost Primitive: 1,988thHighest Economic Output: 1,992ndLargest Governments: 2,951stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,083rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,380thLargest Retail Industry: 5,051stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,642ndMost Conservative: 6,879thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,774thLargest Black Market: 8,432ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,275thLargest Populations: 10,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,867thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,413thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,783rdMost Extreme: 14,092ndBest Weather: 14,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,266thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,956th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gatchina voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Gatchina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Gatchina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Gatchina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Gatchina voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Gatchina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Gatchina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Gatchina voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Gatchina voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Gatchina voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Unjust Warfare".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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