The Social Republic of Garsenda is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Realm-Chancellor Karlo Werner with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.475 billion Garsendans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Garsendan economy, worth 243 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,661 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Realm-Chancellor Karlo Werner is called 'Patches' at international summits, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garsenda's national animal is the kangaroo.

Garsenda is ranked 147,533^rd in the world and 19^th in United Alliances for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 772.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.