The Democratic Republic of Galarios is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.622 billion Galariosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galariosian economy, worth 187 trillion Galarin Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 115,836 Galarin Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, artists are pillars of society, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galarios's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Galarios is ranked 4,110^th in the world and 4^th in Carcassonne for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,015.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.