The French Delight of Pauline Bonaparte is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Her Worshipfulness Empress Pauline I with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.929 billion Bonapartes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bonapartan economy, worth 680 trillion livre carcassonnais a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 57,045 livre carcassonnais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pauline Bonaparte's national animal is the lady-in-waiting, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pauline Bonaparte is ranked 293,346^th in the world and 727^th in Carcassonne for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,956.21 Standard Monetary Units.