The Queendom of Future Back Problems is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Jordan Carver with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.384 billion Future Back Problemsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lower Back Problems. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Future Back Problemsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion Back Braces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,773 Back Braces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Future Back Problems's national animal is the Chiropractor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Va Va Voom.

Future Back Problems is ranked 274,614^th in the world and 14,791^st in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,522.64 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.