The Free Land of Frigidopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Maynard with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.824 billion Frigidopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frigidopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,513 trillion Antarctic Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,764 Antarctic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, President Maynard's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Frigidopia's national animal is the Brown Skua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frigidopia is ranked 10,313^th in the world and 1^st in Antarctic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,403.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.