The United Socialist Alliance of Franchina is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maopoleon V with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.004 billion Franchinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beiris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Franchinan economy, worth an astonishing 16,792 trillion euro de la yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 508,816 euro de la yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proudly free of crabs, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Franchinan Liberator", the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, and bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Maopoleon V's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franchina's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Franchina is ranked 307,922^nd in the world and 11,759^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.