The Colony of FOTE33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.643 billion FOTE33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FOTE33ian economy, worth 808 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,360 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FOTE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FOTE33 is ranked 256,091^st in the world and 1^st in Fascist Of The East for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.