The Mafia Dictatorship of For Sque is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Thunder with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.97 billion Squeans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient For Squean economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Sques a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,187 Sques, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,286 per year while the poor average 15,491, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. For Sque's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

For Sque is ranked 326,937^th in the world and 231^st in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.