The Equal Commonwealth of Flutro is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Joж Usmyrit with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.246 billion Flutrons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cerlos. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Flutron economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion Flutron Xanoas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,010 Flutron Xanoas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, sex changes are routinely performed at Flutro's hospitals, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and builders across Flutro are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flutro's national animal is the Silver-Haired Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flutro is ranked 187,970^th in the world and 17^th in Glass Gallows for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,152.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.