The Allied States of Flagless is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 349 million Flaglessians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The Flaglessian economy, worth 18.6 trillion Mini Mints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,202 Mini Mints, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,385 per year while the poor average 9,617, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Flaglessian emissions at all, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flagless's national animal is the Poyo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flagless is ranked 282,272^nd in the world and 56^th in Zalannian Kirbs for Largest Populations, with 349 million capita.