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Most Primitive: 10,286thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,471stMost Devout: 28,502nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Fish Bot

Population425 million

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The Republic of Fish Bot is a very large, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 425 million Fish Botians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The Fish Botian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,937 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more Fish Botian than revanchism, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fish Bot's national animal is the Card.

Fish Bot is ranked 141,769th in the world and 63rd in Fish Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,246.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 10,286thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 28,471stMost Devout: 28,502ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31,062nd
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Accessible: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fish Bot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, there's nothing more Fish Botian than revanchism.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : Fish Bot was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Fish Bot, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.

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