The Incorporated States of Fischer-Tropsch Process is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.42 billion Fischer-Tropsch Processians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and International Aid are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Fischer-Tropsch Processian economy, worth 219 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,085 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fischer-Tropsch Process's national animal is the Emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fischer-Tropsch Process is ranked 157,133^rd in the world and 11^th in Sentosa for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 726.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.