The Ping Pong of Fink the Seeders is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.954 billion Fink the Seedersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fink the Seedersian economy, worth 670 trillion FS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,350 FS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fink the Seeders's national animal is the Faint Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fink the Seeders is ranked 221,576^th in the world and 7,354^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 6.84 average smiles per day.