The Third Empire of Eldamar of Fiercewood is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.007 billion Eldamari enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armenelos. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eldamarin economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion Telpës a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,721 Telpës, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiercewood's national animal is the White Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ainolesta.

Fiercewood is ranked 13,117^th in the world and 16^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.37 law-abiding acts per hour.