
| Population | 876 million |
| Capital | Dorkmouth |
| Leader | Chief of the North |
| Currency | Freedom Pennies |
| Animal | Tressym |
The Federation of Felida is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Chief of the North with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 876 million Felidans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorkmouth. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Felidan economy, worth 53.0 trillion Freedom Pennieses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,502 Freedom Pennieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Large sections of Felida have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties, and all funding starts one dime at a time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felida's national animal is the Tressym, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Felida is ranked 274,833rd in the world and 10th in Coalition of Radiant Atlantic Lobsters for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Felida, all funding starts one dime at a time.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, large sections of Felida have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
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Felida, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in
Felida, euthanasia is legal.
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Felida was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Safest.




























