The House of me of Federatsiya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by space king with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.834 billion Saxhleel are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of near his heart. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient farm tools economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion blights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,032 blights, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federatsiya's national animal is the argonians, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is house of me.

Federatsiya is ranked 11,456^th in the world and 6^th in The Great Experiment for Highest Food Quality, scoring 152.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.