The Republic of Fake communism45 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.54 billion Fake communism45ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism45ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,007 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Fake communism45, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism45's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fake communism45 is ranked 56,122^nd in the world and 2,885^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.