The Vocalist and Harpist of Fabienne Erni is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.902 billion Fabienne Ernians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallia. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fabienne Ernian economy, worth 101 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,536 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fabienne Erni's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fabienne Erni is ranked 55,748^th in the world and 31^st in The Blades for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.