by Max Barry

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Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,424th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,972nd Highest Economic Output: 3,695th
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State
Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Wolf

Population27.765 billion


Currencyblack tooth
Animaldark wolf

The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.765 billion Evil Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Evil Wolf economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,786 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 144,031st in the world and 46th in Lone Wolves United for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.98 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,424thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,972ndHighest Economic Output: 3,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,902ndMost Influential: 5,208thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,494thMost Secular: 6,612thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,962ndSafest: 7,475thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,525thLargest Governments: 8,777thHighest Drug Use: 9,523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,833rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,285thMost Stationary: 12,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,238th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

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