by Max Barry

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Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,420thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,534th
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State
Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Wolf

Population33.614 billion


Currencyblack tooth
Animaldark wolf

The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.614 billion Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Wolfist economy, worth a remarkable 2,916 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,769 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 92,767th in the world and 33rd in Lone Wolves United for Nudest, with 139.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Populations: 1,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,420thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,534thHighest Economic Output: 4,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,685thMost Armed: 7,212thMost Influential: 7,522ndSafest: 8,145thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,676thMost Secular: 9,229thLargest Governments: 9,266thLowest Crime Rates: 9,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,286thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,006thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,978thHighest Drug Use: 20,707th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the region

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