by Max Barry

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Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,337th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,400th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,692nd
The Super Kawaii Wolfgirls of
Father Knows Best State
I ain't no hollaback wolf [LWU]
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Evil Wolf

Population31.604 billion


Currencyblack tooth
Animaldark wolf

The Super Kawaii Wolfgirls of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.604 billion Evil Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Evil Wolf economy, worth a remarkable 2,742 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,786 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 163,994th in the world and 39th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,400thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,761stHighest Economic Output: 4,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,918thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,334thMost Influential: 6,073rdSafest: 7,540thMost Secular: 7,646thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,252ndTop
Largest Governments: 8,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,791stHighest Drug Use: 11,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,372nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

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