by Max Barry

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Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,150th
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State
Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Wolf

Population37.478 billion


Currencyblack tooth
Animaldark wolf

The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.478 billion Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Wolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,769 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 240,266th in the world and 248th in Lone Wolves United for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -14 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Populations: 1,225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,484thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,951stHighest Economic Output: 5,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,376thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,132ndMost Influential: 7,683rdSafest: 8,221stMost Armed: 8,762ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,206thMost Secular: 9,971stLargest Governments: 10,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,946thLowest Crime Rates: 11,043rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,361stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,132nd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the region

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