The Words of Evil Dictionary is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 9.97 billion Evil Dictionaryians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Evil Dictionaryian economy, worth 199 trillion words a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,932 words, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Dictionary's national animal is the word, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Evil Dictionary is ranked 286,838^th in the world and 1^st in Dictionary for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.