The Government Department of European Foreign Office is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.261 billion Europeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse European economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,794 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Europeans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Foreign Office's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

European Foreign Office is ranked 240,791^st in the world and 514^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 7.84 Obesity Rate.