The Lovely Land of Le Libertia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Henri Complaire with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.065 billion Libertians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesaule. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Libertian economy, worth a remarkable 4,863 trillion fleur-de-lis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,198 fleur-de-lis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Le Libertian weed picker are way up, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Le Libertia's national animal is the giant tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Le Libertia is ranked 544^th in the world and 4^th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 425.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.