The Kingdom of Estingberg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Felixson Emil with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.603 billion Estings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volonia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estingbergian economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Gunineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,863 Gunineas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estingberg's national animal is the Feline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Northern Orthodoxy.

Estingberg is ranked 14,792^nd in the world and 29^th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 9.25 weapons per person.