The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.891 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,059 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,641 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 164^th in the world and 1^st in Pony Lands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 8,394.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.