The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.072 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth a remarkable 6,316 trillion bits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 393,001 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 95^th in the world and 1^st in Pony Lands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 96.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.