The Queendom of English Leeward Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.427 billion English Leeward Islandsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The strong English Leeward Islandsian economy, worth 854 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,402 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and deer are considered a delicacy. Crime is well under control. English Leeward Islands's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

English Leeward Islands is ranked 84,261^st in the world and 171^st in 0000 for Most Primitive, scoring 23.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.