The Free Land of Emo Cactus Wolf is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.908 billion Emo Cactus Wolves hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Healthcare, with Defense, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Emo Cactus Wolf economy, worth 377 trillion bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,336 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Emo Cactus Wolf's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emo Cactus Wolf is ranked 193,893^rd in the world and 144^th in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.24 law-abiding acts per hour.