The Queendom of Elakia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elakia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.672 billion Elakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elakia City. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Elakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion memes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,996 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elakia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elakia is ranked 138,784^th in the world and 5,377^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 651.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.