The Commonwealth of Ekscelia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ekscelencja with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.528 billion Excelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Excelia. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Excelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,174 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and Ekscelencja's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekscelia's national animal is the mealworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ekscelia is ranked 3,274th in the world and 18th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.76 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ekscelia, Ekscelencja's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Ekscelencja's rear echelons.
- : Ekscelia's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Page" to "Squire".
