The Temporarily Holy Red Zombie of Eevee Union is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.635 billion Evounianites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Evounianite economy, worth 219 trillion Pokenoid Tails Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,502 Pokenoid Tails Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eevee Union's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eevee Union is ranked 13,006^th in the world and 453^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,534.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.