The English County of East Sussex is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.326 billion East Sussexians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lewes. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The thriving East Sussexian economy, worth 911 trillion Eundies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,430 Eundies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, school uniforms are compulsory, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Sussex's national animal is the swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

East Sussex is ranked 54,881^st in the world and 78^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,625.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.