| Population | 3.303 billion |
| Capital | Chicago Mercantile Exchange |
| Currency | dollars |
| Animal | contract |
The Republic of E-mini SP 500 Future is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.303 billion E-mini SP 500 Futureans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming E-mini SP 500 Futurean economy, worth 398 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,717 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E-mini SP 500 Future's national animal is the contract, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
E-mini SP 500 Future is ranked 43,884th in the world and 31st in OTC Markets for Highest Average Incomes, with 120,717.37 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, E-mini SP 500 Future has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in
E-mini SP 500 Future, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.



































