The Nomadic Peoples of Dystopia Bay is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shoko Asahara with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.136 billion Dystopia Bayees enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Sawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopia Bayee economy, worth 590 trillion bottlecaps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 72,596 bottlecaps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,298 per year while the poor average 7,151, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, Shoko Asahara is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dystopia Bay's national animal is the catfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bush Voodoo.

Dystopia Bay is ranked 286,483^rd in the world and 5,030^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.