The United Holy Realms of Dyelli Beybi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tzarina Alexia ap Adam with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.449 billion Dyellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyro. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyellian economy, worth a remarkable 6,704 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 189,120 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves. Crime is totally unknown. Dyelli Beybi's national animal is the Giant River Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is the Episcopal Church of Cyro.

Dyelli Beybi is ranked 20,428^th in the world and 2^nd in The Federated Klatchian Coast for Largest Black Market, with 9.39 trillion Standard Monetary Units.